The Catch-All Privilege Checklist!

I saw this female privilege checklist. But I thought it wasn't racist enough, and that homophobia and transphobia were only really hinted at, so here it is:

The Anyone Who Isn't Identifiably Straight, White and Male Including by Birth Privilege Checklist

In no particular order:

1. I can encourage a child to put my nipples in its mouth without being labelled a paedophile.
   
2. When I talk about the oppression of people like me, everyone will find it easy to keep a straight face.
   
3. I am more likely to be a better dancer.
   
4. I can wear pretty dresses without fear of being called a faggot.
   
5. I can call someone 'my nigger' without sounding racist.
   
6. Automatic door priority.
   
7. I can suck another man's cock without fear of being called a faggot.
   
8. Girls will like me because I'm all exotic and foreign.
   
9. I am more likely to smell better.
   
10. If I fall on hard times and have a webcam, I can make money just by masturbating.
    
11. I can own several, even very large, dildos and vibrators without fear of being called a faggot.
    
12. I can stop being bothered about competitive sports without fear of being called a faggot.
    
13. I am never starved of affection as people will call me 'brother' or 'sister'.
    
14. My partner is likely to want anal without any kind of pressure.
    
15. Nicer hair.
    
16. If I am stopped by police they are unlikely to have the right guy.
    
17. Kids' TV presenters are likely to be either the same gender as me or at least a bit camp.
    
18. Nobody laughs, EVER, at the rap song I did at the school talent show.
    
19. My public toilets are lickably clean, nor do I ever miss the bowl/urinal when drunk.
    
20. I do not have to worry in case balls touch.
    
21. You know what they say about Black men? People will finally say that about me.
    
22. I can meet someone I am attracted physically to in a public toilet or changing room.
    
23. A changing room for fuck's sake! They might even be naked!
    
24. I get to have babies.
    
25. I can want cuddles without fear of being called a faggot.
    
26. Members of the opposite sex will assume I do not fart - therefore allowing me to do so with impunity in front of them.
    
27. Girls will like me more.
    
28. I do not have to wonder what it's like to have boobies.
    
29. People might think I'm cooler.